A CHAT
  • Jon Stewart: You don't think two affairs hurt someone who thinks of themselves as a champion of traditional marriage?
  • John Oliver: What could be more traditional than the arrangement that Gingrich proposed? Throughout history Jon, traditional marriage has meant powerful men doing whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want.
A CHAT

So this happened

  • Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
  • Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
  • Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
  • Americans: or heath care
  • Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
  • Americans: you're not listening are you
  • Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
  • Republican candidates: GASP
  • Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
  • Debate moderator:
  • Americans:
  • Bill Clinton: