Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

zulidoodles:

[[I found a collection of scattered doodles in my OTP folder titled “In Which Draven is a Terrible Boyfriend”; I guess now is the time to post them]]

Posted 15 hours ago

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

Posted 15 hours ago

inachisasuke:

helioscentrifuge:

goesdownwithship:

supercalifraginatural:

grandpacain:

What you get when you watch this video:

  • The catchiness of Blurred Lines while maintaining your self-respect
  • An education!

I love this video because

a) it takes the catchy tune of a disgrace of a song and turns it into something glorious

b) includes the line “Get out of the gene pool” and any song with that line deserves everything

we should make this more popular than blurred lines

I can’t believe I put off watching this, because it was figuratively fantastic.

I think “literally fantastic” would work here

Posted 16 hours ago

smalldoll:

coelasquid:

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP

Posted 18 hours ago

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

I’m sure underwear hanging out of a boy’s pants makes him uncomfortable too.

(Source: solarcomplexities)

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

helvetebrann:

jenniferrpovey:

alexofeddis:

thescienceoffandom:

Here are some basics on herd immunity, and here is some more technical research if you’re interested in the details! 

If you’ve ever heard my rants about vaccination, you know it’s a major topic with me. Because hey, I’m one of these immunosuppressed people this comic talks about, so it’s a bit of a sensitive subject. (“Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like getting vaccinated? I don’t like having three month long respiratory infections because you gave me the freaking flu, but I guess you don’t care about that”)

Essentially, Ellen and her wonderful character Katherine have just said it better than I ever could—and using Shaun of the Dead references, too!!! It’s all about herd immunity—getting vaccinated isn’t just about your own health, it’s about the health—and non-zombification—of the entire human race.

Awesome explanation.

Love it.

Posted 18 hours ago

hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

Posted 18 hours ago
smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

For a moment I thought “did he lose his hand in whatever killed him?” and just assumed it was a literal hand George attached to a chain and wore around his neck.
Been reading too much Game of Thrones

smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

For a moment I thought “did he lose his hand in whatever killed him?” and just assumed it was a literal hand George attached to a chain and wore around his neck.

Been reading too much Game of Thrones

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
  1. person: get your license
  2. me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

geeneelee:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

#asexuality on the other hand has existed since the dawn of time

woah now, cool it - you can’t disclaim biological asexuality and then reclaim it.  Nuh-uh.  Doesn’t work that way.