Posted 11 hours ago

outofcontextdnd:

Wizard: Are you seriously suggesting you attempt to seduce a succubus?

Rogue: Yes.

Posted 12 hours ago

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

loganmcowen:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

"You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

Ultimate thief

outofcontextdnd:

Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.

*rolls 20*

DM: You steal everything, Including the table.

Posted 12 hours ago

usaforafrica:

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan, now what’s up with that?!

Posted 12 hours ago

smalllindsay:

Why not follow animators Lindsay and Caroline on twitter; a play in two acts.

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

Posted 1 day ago
townofatlantis:

the use of the word fall actually started in the UK before the US was colonized. The word fall comes from the Old English word feallanwhich means “to fall or to die.” 

townofatlantis:

the use of the word fall actually started in the UK before the US was colonized. The word fall comes from the Old English word feallanwhich means “to fall or to die.” 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

bronykc:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! by Thomas Sanders

HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, I CAN’T XD

Okay am I the only one questioning why he got pulled over??

Posted 1 day ago

fugientem-articulus:

My tragic moment when I was just trying to find a certain fish man. I panicked because I couldn’t find my boat.

Posted 1 day ago

planetsoda:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

image

did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

YES

(Source: terror4o4)