Posted 17 hours ago

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial)

Posted 17 hours ago
I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you.
(via eikadan)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

Posted 19 hours ago

cos-ima-324b21:

"I’m not in control of the muse" is my new excuse for everything I do.
- “why are you still on tumblr at 3 am?”
“I’m not in control of the muse”
- “why do you feel the need to get a tattoo?”
“I’m not in control of the muse”
- “is it true you kissed her?”
“I’m not In control of the muse”
- “why did you make that post on tumblr?”
“I’m not in control of the muse”

Posted 20 hours ago

(picture by littlekirari)

• Your name and username.

• Where you’re from.

• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Milk, Pillow, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

• What do you call gym shoes?

• What do you call your grandparents?

• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

• Do you think you have an accent?

• Be a wizard or a vampire?

• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

I tag you if you’re reading this O:

Posted 22 hours ago
So I see from your posts on It you have table top simulator and I have a question about it. Can you play the simulated table top game with others who own the game or no?
hopelessromanticwill asked

Yes!  Absolutely.  Multiplayer is, of course, one of the primary reasons for having the game.  As the host you can setup the game type, import custom games, etc over the multiplayer session.  It’s incredibly fun!

Posted 1 day ago

That brony con horror story was fabricated.

weeaboo-chan:

fivetail:

http://poniesforparents.tumblr.com/post/83522791511/a-word-about-bronies

OP literally made up a sexual assault and failed abduction story about an eleven year old girl for the sake of getting notes for anti-brony hate, and regardless of how you feel about bronies, that’s fucking disgusting.

Please stop reblogging it.

WOW WHAT

Posted 1 day ago

acquaintedwithrask:

drdemented:

Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

Except this one is gender neutral.

cosigned so hard

Posted 2 days ago

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

image

(Source: thedeathmerchant)

Posted 2 days ago

ultrajacket:

I’m so sorry if the boyfriend material joke’s already been made I just fell in love with a vampire alien sailor uniform bye

Posted 2 days ago
youknowyourebritishwhen:

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

Ooooh

youknowyourebritishwhen:

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

Ooooh

(Source: doomy)

Posted 2 days ago

foodnun:

namelessshameless:

swimminindaprivilege:

Among the stupider things I found while hunting for gifs.

Obviously when you’re not a Vanderbiltian silver fox, the sun just shifts it’s lighting all the time to make you look the exact same in all situations. It’s cosmic affirmative action!

This is a good post by one of the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender on color theory, and how color can look completely different depending on surrounding colors and context. 

Uhh…that last image isn’t from the Aladdin film…It’s from a porn comic. It’s been cropped, in the full image he’s being blown by Hercules. 

tumblr loses again 

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

corpsedanceparty:

me as jade

photo credit

omg yes, and Nekomimi ♥

Posted 2 days ago
Just wanted to post this to remind littlekirari that I’m still treasuring it.  Maybe I should’ve asked, but I hope that it’s okay that I’m using it as my avatar at http://route50.net/
It’s been a while, but thank you!

Just wanted to post this to remind littlekirari that I’m still treasuring it.  Maybe I should’ve asked, but I hope that it’s okay that I’m using it as my avatar at http://route50.net/

It’s been a while, but thank you!

Posted 3 days ago

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

(Source: monodialogue)